Jay Davies

Skinny douchebag that thinks he can sing but sucks so much cock that the semen in his ears prevent him from hearing how goddamn awful he really is. Also sucks super duper bad at Skateboarding but I’ve heard he’s a professional at juggling these nuts cause he probably juggles nuts in his hands and mouth. Also has that face you wanna punch for no reason

Yo that Jay Davies is a fag no cap!!

by Jason R Davies the First July 8, 2023

davis, oklahoma

A hick ass town that hates black people and sucks at being human fucking beings.

"Hey man have you been to Davis, Oklahoma?"
"No, why? Should I go?"
"Hell no it sucks asscheeks"

by jcool November 24, 2017

Davis wedgie

Also, 'Davis.' When one's underwear is grabbed by the rear waist band and pulled up to and wrapped completely over his or her head in such a manner as to cause death by ligature strangulation. Named after Brad Davis, the first person to whom this actually happened. cf. 'atomic wedgie', a similar non-lethal wedgie variant.

Example 1: Brad Davis was the first man to die from a Davis wedgie.

Example 2: You had better give that back to me before I give you a Davis...

by cwm January 9, 2014

Jeremy Davis

Guy with a sub 4” penis and abnormally large head. Derives pleasure from women, and secretly men, penetrating his anus with objects ranging from dildos to television remotes to unclean hands. Notwithstanding desire to commit gay sex acts swears by his heterosexuality, often times overcompensating by saying things like “guy” and “yup” and “I see one deer dude.”

I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.

by Kurt Stevens 11 July 16, 2018

Lauren davis

Lauren Davis love to bake things, that often turn out really bad. She has very big hands and loves to pet bunnies. She says she wants a dog but has a secret fear of them. She gets bitchslapped by hydroflasks and watch out because she will spit on your bed if she gets mad at you!

Wow, that her pumpkin cookies look like dog shit.
Lauren davis must have made them!!!

by fortnitewizard27 October 8, 2018

paul davis

The most romantic man alive. A real family man. Always puts his kids and significant other first!

Christina Burgess do you take Paul Davis to be your lawfully wedded husband?

by Pdavis112 December 20, 2016

Brett Davis

A bad mother fucker. Kicks ass takes names. Like the roles Royce of bad mother fuckers ya know top of the line. Gets bitches like its nobody's business. Walking baddassness.

Nigga, don't fuck with him he's a Brett Davis.

by Clint.L.Jackson November 6, 2016