david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david

Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.

by rileywynt March 5, 2021

David

A annoying kid who try's to get attention And plays video games and is lazy

David is stupid

by Chaoztv_ March 6, 2020

david..

greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm

david.. is so goated guys! -some random yellow name that asks when the next gb is and never donates

by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021

David

he is a very annoying person who wants to get in a fight for literally no reason >:(

Annoying David took a picture of me

by NotToucan March 3, 2022

David

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.

''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''

by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

David

Cool ass nigga with a big dick

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick

by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021