David 

A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.

Steve: You’re my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!

David by Salt0727 October 21, 2018

David 

Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.

Yeah that guy David is fucking hilarious.

David by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018

David 

The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.

David is so cute

David by Alana14 February 12, 2019

David 

Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series

David, your a dick head

David by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019

David 

Gets friend zoned all the time he is a good friend but sometimes acts a little weird but he is awesome caring and supportive

Get yourself a David

David by 5442 April 26, 2019

David 

some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|

Fuck you david

David by penis dumpling May 8, 2019

David 

A boy who will never be loved by a girl. (Me)

David keeps getting rejected

David by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019