When coming home from a club/party or maybe just a night of sitting alone getting hammered. Go on to facebook where you write anything that comes to mind on all status', photos, and other posts. the result is doing a shit load of damage.
I woke up and checked facebook, turns out I told my girlfriend that I'm going to mung her when she dies. doing damage is the shit
by CKILLA787 January 23, 2011
Get the Damage mug.An exclamation of astonishment, shock, awe or even sympathy at the sight or upon learning about something gruesome, terrible or just plain fucked up that is or has happened to someone else.
Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.
Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.
<Watching a scene in a horror movie>
<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>
Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?
Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!
<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>
Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?
Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!
by Kannudo April 20, 2012
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by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020
Get the Damage mug.Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.
This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.
This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
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/ˈdamij məNGkē/
Noun
A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.
/ˈdamij məNGkē/
Noun
A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.
by interviews April 28, 2021
Get the Damage Monkey mug.A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.
"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
by Fancyson April 28, 2021
Get the Damage Monkey mug.When the passing of poop has serious potential to damage the ceramic bowl of a toilet or destroy the whole sewerage.
When you know that the poop is going to cause a level 8 earthquake but you're ready for it
When you know that the poop is going to cause a level 8 earthquake but you're ready for it
by everythingwasjakeagain March 7, 2022
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