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Curtis

The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.
Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.
by D3M0NCH1LD May 12, 2025
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Curtis

The nigga that just genuinely gets hoes without trying. Curtis the type of nigga to steal anybody girl with the swiftness, nobody’s girl can escape him, and I mean nobody
DAMN CURTIS JUST TOOK MY GIRL AGAIN
by Aviyon May 20, 2025
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Curtis

Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!

Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
by mr2drifter April 5, 2024
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Dirty Curtis

The act of shoving a metal pole up your butt and sticking the other end into someone else's but and playing limbo with it
by Downsyndromatic March 29, 2024
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Dirty Curtis

If there are 3 people at a function one of them sticks a pole up his butt and the other end stuck in the other ones butt and you play limbo with it
by Downsyndromatic March 29, 2024
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Curtis Beefy

Curtis is so beefy he can break down any door. Especially women’s doors ;)
Kristian: Ur not beefy enough to open this door!
Curtis Beefy: No.
by Beefydestroyer July 6, 2021
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