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Cuban Nachos

Cuban Nachos

While having sexual intercourse, the male puts tortilla chips on the female's chest. The male then busts a nut on her chest, sprinkling the cum to make the "cheese" all over the chips. Then the male takes a shit on the chest of the female on top of the chips to give it the "chili" part. The male then grabs an oven mitt and smashes the chips cum and shit together to make the nachos. The male then proceeds to titty fuck the female.
I use those Cuban Nachos on her all the time.
by sorcerertom February 18, 2015
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The Cuban Treatment

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.
"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"
by Forestman March 19, 2010
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cabin shagging

Related to cabin fever; sex with whomever you're stuck in said cabin with. Weather conditions MUST be crucial (ie a blizzard) before undertaking such shagging.
It snowed 2 feet so we got high and cabin shagged till the sun came up.
by Cindyloowho March 4, 2005
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Cuban

1. A person of cuban nationality or origin.

2. A person who has superior dancing skills, usually involving ass shaking, grinding, or reggaeton.

3. (adj.) sexy.
1. I'm Cuban, my mom is from Cuba.

2. "She is so Cuban on the dance floor..."

3. Damn, that girl is cuban.
by Andrés el nadador June 11, 2008
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Cubbing

If you hook up with a hot mature woman try cubbing her daughter.

Damn that cougar is hot, I'm about to cubb her daughter.

We're about to hit up Blue Martini for some cougar and cubb hunting.
by ezye76 May 29, 2010
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cubicular cancer

What can happen after staying in a cubicle for more than 7 hours a day. Warning signs are numbness of the ass and the ass-ular region, an increase in body fat, and the loss of excitement for ones love life and loss of excitement for many hobbies which one found pleasurable prior to working in a cubicle. Cubicular cancer is curable if it is found before it spreads to the brain and testicles. It can be killed in this stage if the employee finds a new job, works out, goes golfing, and gets a girlfriend. When this cancer spreads to the brain it will cause uncurable adult ADD and severe depression, when cubicular cancer spreads to the brain it is usually deadly.
Guy 1: Hey, did you guys hear about Joe? He's got cubicular cancer!
Guy 2: No more late nights at work for me...
by AppleiPodRoolz January 11, 2006
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Bartholomew Cubbins

Bartholomew Cubbins is an imaginary character created by Jared Leto (actor/singer/guitarist) Bartholomew Cubbins directs all the new 30 Seconds To Mars's music videos, he directed The Kill & From Yesterday and he's in the process of directing the, Beautiful Lie music video now.

.. Bartholomew Cubbins is the best Director EVERRRRRR!
Guy #1 WHOA! I heard From Yesterday was the most expensive music video ever!!!! It was sooo cool with all the fireworks and Samurai's, crazy!!!

Guy #2 Yeah it's the most expensive music video and the coolest! Bartholomew Cubbins directed it.
by Timmy Leto January 11, 2009
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