When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015
Get the booty crystalsmug. A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.
by Tourists... April 7, 2005
Get the billy crystalmug. crystal myth
A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.
A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.
This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its crystal myth. I want my money back for this cheetah.
by TrojanInDebt January 25, 2011
Get the crystal mythmug. Crystal Wolf also known as "white fang" is a term used to describe a drug that enters the brain and triggers a cascading release of hallucinations and feeling of superiority.
by African Cactus October 8, 2008
Get the Crystal Wolfmug. by sweet tart January 8, 2012
Get the Crystal Brookemug. A lesbian who's obsessed with crystals.
They're annoying and when they show you their crystals they'll probably be like I wear this one to ward off evil energy blah blah blah
They're annoying and when they show you their crystals they'll probably be like I wear this one to ward off evil energy blah blah blah
Girl 1: hey how's your relationship going with girl 3?
Girl 2: omg, don't mention her name! I broke up with her!!!
Girl 1: why?
Girl 2: she's a crystal lesbian!!!!
Girl 1: damnn bestay, SUCH a con~
Girl 2: omg, don't mention her name! I broke up with her!!!
Girl 1: why?
Girl 2: she's a crystal lesbian!!!!
Girl 1: damnn bestay, SUCH a con~
by Punterlog July 10, 2023
Get the crystal lesbianmug. by Tiny crystal bearer January 2, 2011
Get the Crystal bearermug.