crunchay

better than a * whispers * "s c r u n c h i e"

Oh em jayyyyyy look at my crunchayyyy!!!!! Its saurrr gourdd i knaurrr

by rx2ie July 13, 2023

walnut crunch

The act of covering a giant brown turd in cum

OH DUDE!!! u just made a walnut crunch on the couch! NASTY!

by jasowat January 29, 2007

Metalli-Crunch

A riffing style popularized by legendary Metallica frontman James Hetfield. It is basically a punk-rock style rhythm meets Motorhead/NWOBHM etc (new Wave Of British Heavy Metal) resulting in a potent machine-gun gallop sounding orgasmic tune to what most Metalhead calls now as Thrash. Their milestone debut album "Kill 'Em All" introduced that kind of sound and after that it literally spawned hundreds of Thrash bands mimicing that style.

"Metallica single-handedly patented and perfected the Metalli-crunch, that's why they became a legend to the music world"

by TT Boy4 April 12, 2010

tough crunchies

Nothing you can do about it, so you should just get over it

Chris waited until 3am to do his 10 page paper that's due at 9am,
But that's tough crunchies

by Rabbitsteeth December 20, 2014

Double Crunch

A Double Crunch is when you suck dick on a beach and he has a sandy penis but you’re no quitter

1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.

Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter

by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018

Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019

D-CRUNCH

D-CRUNCH are a k-pop boy group, based in South Korea, under AI Grand ent. They consist of 9 members, 6 rappers and 3 vocals, and they debuted in 2018. The official fandom name being Diana

Diana: hey do you stan D-CRUNCH?
non-Diana: I don't but I'll appreciate a song recommendation by them ^-^
Diana: sure, try out Pierrot by D-CRUNCH!

by HyunwoosGlasses October 14, 2020