Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical shot

A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 5, 2019

critton

He is a very nice guy and you will be sad if you leave him. He is very energetic. He loves the outdoors. He has has a small duck. He loves spending time with friends and family. Has a strange addiction with tall long haired blondes.
He sneezes very patheticly. Doesn’t like movies. He is a very trustworthy person and tries to be the best he can in everything he does.

Critton come over here

by Rhdbdh June 20, 2019

critiquish

has critique like tendencies.

"Look at Mike being all critiquish"

by Betty Jo Ford June 25, 2019

Criteox

god, nothing much other to say

he is a god ~ Criteox

by kekgold123 July 13, 2019

Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit

by Scaffold August 28, 2019

critiq

It's the perfect hybrid between the full-on critic and the lighthearted critique. Having a critiq means having someone who provides meaningful, constructive criticism.

Man check out critiq.tech, it's so cool. I wish I had a critiq, my dad was a harsh critic and my mom was a joyful critiquer. I had it hard growing up, but I'm glad Critiq's got my back.

by ChickenNuggetsAreYummyPls June 9, 2020