Crispy Salad

When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.

Rick- Did you hear lisa has a crispy salad

Jabrari- Yea I can hear and smell it from here

by Traviseatsdick April 18, 2015

Crispy clean

Crispy clean is a phrase that means something or someone is good at something amazing or just cool

Hey Jimmy I am so good at this game I am crispy clean

by anonymous January 7, 2023

Crispy clean

When u outplayed the enemy or u smurfed so hard on em that u can only say that this move was ending their lifes.

i ended your whole career with this Crispy Clean Combo!!!

by CreepyJungle September 30, 2020

crispy cream

Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.

Crispy cream crispy cream

by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010

Crispy Cream

A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.

She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.

by fatazzpandaman October 15, 2014

Crispy Memes

When a meme, to you, is Crispy.

Guy 1: You're all out of dank memes.
Guy 2: Oh yeah!? Well I'll pull out some Crispy Memes!

by XxTheGreyFoxxX May 13, 2016

Crispy Boy

An acne riddled adolescent or pre-teen.

Holy shit is Aaron a Crispy Boy.

by FlarpBanana December 16, 2017