Chimp

A small person with no brain cells

Oi Ben your a chimp

by Sprags going down 123 June 16, 2020

Chimp Livin'

Livin' Wild and Prosperous, Hittin' The Club Every Weekend, and Dropping a Band on Hennessy For The Hunnies At The Club. That's Chimp Livin' Baby.

Jake: Damn Brodie, Marcus just dropped 30 bands on a new Yacht!
Brodie: Yeah Bro, That's Chimp Livin'!

by cdabs June 21, 2020

cimp

someone who dose something for a cat

bro why are you a fucking cimp

by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 11, 2020

Chimp

A rare mixture of someone who is both a Chad and a Simp.

Person A: "He has the aura of a Chad, but he acts like such a simp"
Person B: "So...he's a chimp?"

by Sad Crab November 28, 2020

Cimp

C.unts I.dolizing M.ediocre P.enis. Some female who will do anything for a little bit of play from a male. She usually chasing around a male who not even worth the work or time.

Guy 1: I heard that your girlfriend is a simp.

Guy 2: Nah fam, she's a cimp.

by Omni Simp December 14, 2020

Chimp

they drown in water

In water, chimps will drown

by TheA6Max January 2, 2021

Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021