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crease

A very fat sweaty individual who's body is covered in creases
Ricky is a proper crease.
Eww wot a horrible little crease.
My mate was Pesting sum smelly creaser last nite.
by hitmanhopkinz March 9, 2008
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CreaseMaster

Thats my daddy. He is a creasemaster.
by chinminhfin August 31, 2003
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created drama

When a person with that has no work ethic or skill takes the attention off the real situation creates a delusional situation to get out of real work.
Soon as its time to clean, that stupid bitch created drama.
by wunderer68 December 27, 2009
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creamed strawberry

The act of cumming and then smearing the cum on the top of ones peniss. Then letting your girlfriend/boyfriend (or random womman/Man ) lick it of for pleasure. Bothe for you and her/him.
Bob: Dude how did you get such a smoking hit girl ??
Rob: I just gave her a creamed strawberry and she was all over me. Girls love them strawberry.
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Creasexual

Adjective
1. Being romantically or sexually attracted to someone who you do not know well, or strangers altogether so that one may learn new things about someone as their relationship goes on.

Noun
1. A person who is romantically and sexually attracted to people they do not know well or at all, so their relationship becomes mysterious and more of a rush.
"Elaine, why are you holding hands with this girl? I thought you liked boys, and I've never even seen her before!"

"Well, mom, a part of being Creasexual is having passion for people I know nothing about, so dating them is mysterious and fun!"
by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016
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Crease Creature

A female who lurks around the hockey rink, looking for a new stick. An ugly version of a "Puck Slut", also see Slump Buster.
Kevin was hammered and found himself a crease creature to take home.
by Broberts January 7, 2016
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creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)
Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.
by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016
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