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Cotton tips

Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.
Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok
by jesusunderthesun March 29, 2021
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Alfie Cotton

a fat chud who likes Jamaican Chungus in his bum
you see that chud over there he’s a real Alfie Cotton
by ZDog0102 January 25, 2019
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bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.
I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.
by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017
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Cotton Kitty

When the female sexual partner is high, her vagina feels dry during sex like their cotton mouth. When she describes this, she calls it her cotton kitty.
I got high last night, Dylan and I had sex and I had cotton kitty! Dylan enjoyed himself
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.
I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )
by A a girl who like s December 18, 2017
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cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.
My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.
by Mislbays June 2, 2016
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Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.
Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.
by T. Erdelyi June 18, 2007
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