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Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
by sidthegreat June 5, 2018
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sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.
I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )
by A a girl who like s December 18, 2017
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Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.
Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.
by T. Erdelyi June 18, 2007
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Cotton Kitty

When the female sexual partner is high, her vagina feels dry during sex like their cotton mouth. When she describes this, she calls it her cotton kitty.
I got high last night, Dylan and I had sex and I had cotton kitty! Dylan enjoyed himself
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.
My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.
by Mislbays June 2, 2016
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Cotton Cock

I need to get a cotton cock. My period just started.
by shelberbelber June 2, 2011
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Stripping Cotton

When a girl is on her period and is needing sex so the man removes her tampon in order to penetrate.
Jill was on her period and horny, so she told Jack that he better start stripping cotton.
by DDun August 30, 2017
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