Cop bitch

A person that informs the police about anything they can while having no shame and useless without the cops

sam: the other day I was smoking some medical marijuana and this cop bitch totally calls 911 to arrest me. mike: man I wish I knew who that was so I could beat the shit out of who ever did that, what a cop bitch

by 30025 May 18, 2016

Cop Crop

The haircut that many police officers seem to have. Its short and shaved on the sides and left sort-of fuzzy on the top. It's usually referred to as 'Cop Hair', but 'Cop Crop' sounds more catchy.

Police officer: Hey, do you like my new haircut?
Man: That's a total Cop Crop.

by Manderzzzz February 21, 2010

top cop

The police chief.

The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.

by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011

cop you

If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.

"Lmao I'd cop her real quick"

"Damn you're so attractive I'd cop you"

by adiabeticfrogoncrack February 6, 2019

Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

cop a beat

To masturbate or beat off

Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin

by masterdoyle August 18, 2011

Robo-cop it

When a young Royal Marines Commando is called out on potential falsehoods and is charged with proving his spurious remarks or comments to be in fact true, he will be offered the challenge of ‘Robo-cop it’ if said Marine takes up the Robo-cop challenge there are two possible outcomes.

1. He is not in fact chatting shit but is a purveyor of facts at which point he is allowed to switch fire to targets in depth or return fire to the Challenger.

2. He is found to be touting lies and allegations he will duly have his head shaved in the fashion of Murphy from the motion picture Robo-Cop.

Marine Smith: Well I told the sergeant Major he can go fuck himself!

Mne Jones: Fuck off did ya, Robo-Cop it!

Marine Smith: Right I did and just walked off he did nothing!

LCpl Wright: Fuck off did ya, I was outside.

The lads: ROBO-COP HIM! YEEESEESSSSS!

by Stupid Disco February 10, 2021