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Crab Coochie

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.
Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023
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coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.
I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.
by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021
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coochie crouch

This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.
by Xeno486 August 31, 2021
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Coochie Quest

Where someone participates, constantly, in activities or actions to get a females reproductive organ know as the Vagina.
Guy: Dude, you're still a virgin? You need to go on a coochie quest.
by SpareCoochie? October 9, 2018
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stinky coochie

What Paula Deen said and got her cooking show canceled.
It means Vagina
This dish smells like a stinky coochie.
by A NAME THAT HASNT BEEN USED August 7, 2018
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Coochie constitution

*Then female version of the bro code; no women shall act against thy fellow woman for no man.*
Narrator: *tyler*
Genesis: take my friend to your boys room
Alaina: He can’t do that its bro code
Tyler: Same rules as the Coochie Constitution
Tatum & Tiaja: Yeah, he gotchu there
by Relythtims1999 December 6, 2022
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floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.
"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"
by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021
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