An Elliot Comment

An Elliot comment consists of a series of words or statements that are already obvious to everyone.

An Elliot Comment: We've gotta win this game (Grand Final Game)

by Steve Marotte December 15, 2008

A Neil Comment

A comment made in haste to preserve ones Conservatism, without the relevant knowledge on a subject first being acquired.

Man 1: "I'm glad they banned something because frankly it was a crazy liberal idea and went against the entire 100 year history of man."

Man 2: "That is such A Neil Comment"

by oscarorange November 3, 2010

dog whistle comment

A surreptitious inclusion of code words or phrases that will be heard by some of those listening, while not disturbing the other listeners, who may not appreciate the hidden message(s).

President George W. Bush is constantly littering his speeches with dog whistle comments meant for the religious right, so that he can tell them what they wants to hear, while not offending those who aren't evangelical or born again. (paraphrase of text by Ian Welsh, on his Agonist blog)

by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 5, 2006

cockumentary

It's a gay porno in the Michael Moore style.

Michael Moore is famous for his controversial cockumentaries.

by Dr.Mentary September 27, 2004

Commentardy

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.

Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.

by smeleigh July 21, 2007

Comment Jew

Someone who requires the approval of profile comments or picture comments on their myspace.

After submitting a comment on Kayla's profile, I recieved a notification that she requires approval of her comments before they can be posted. Fucking comment jew.

by tedious June 22, 2009

Commentator

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.

Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.

by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011