Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

by edw007 January 23, 2019

Journalist/Newspaper columnist

Historically; knowledgeable, articulate people upon whom the population relied for informative and accurate news of the day: modern; generally, people who had difficulty achieving a C+ average in their studies. —D.Mar

Journalist/Newspaper columnist of today are now characterized by extreme envy and a capacity for dissembling and dishonesty beyond description. —D.Mar

by Electric Ave April 10, 2020

Clumble

(clump + tumble = clumble) The movement of clumping and tumbling at the same time (usually with three or more people) - Often used in musical theater.

The ensemble quickly "clumbled" on stage when they heard their cue.

by M'Bee June 15, 2007

Clumberbus

A bus that you initially thought might be awesome. Only to find out later it was filled with balls and broken dreams.

Hey Sambone did you have fun on the clumberbus?

Nah man turns out it was full of balls and sadness!

by The twisted philosopher January 21, 2017

Clumpsy

Having a combination of fatty clumps and being a clumsy awkward person.

Javier is a clumpsy person, he's so big and fat with clumpy rolls that he has a problem walking, in fact he has a clumsy waddle.

by Clumpsybiggins March 15, 2017

Calum Hood

As he said: Hi I'm Calum Hood, I play bass in a band, 5 seconds of summer.
Source, Cocktail Chats, every fucking episode bc he is afraid that we actually forget who he is

- Oh God, I need 5sos to drop the new Cocktail Chats episode. I need to know who is their bassist. Was it Column? Candle? I forgot his name.
+ Oh, you mean Calum Hood?
- That's what I thought!!

by Martina_loves_drunkSOS July 10, 2018