Coffee Filtration

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.

1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"

by That camel April 5, 2009

coffee packet

a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags

the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face

by stu f. May 3, 2004

Coffee talk

Things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.

Let’s save that for coffee talk

by Realcoffeetalk June 24, 2018

coffee worshipper

A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.

That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat

by blofled1965 March 19, 2013

coffee dreads

a state of being which is quite unpleasant; when one drinks too much coffee, and as a result feels very anxious

Jay: Hey Lu what do?
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.

by violentviolet October 10, 2013

Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass

person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?

by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022

range coffee

Range Coffee is like College Coffee, but without the cocaine.

I had some of your range coffee last night and everybody at work is staring at me right now.

by lastname first July 5, 2014