Certified Junk

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.

If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.

by BE3FY February 8, 2010

certibants

When something is certified banter.

loool thats certibants

by cantdenythetruth December 11, 2011

certainly gaurented

To be sure

You are certainly gaurented

by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017

Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.

That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.

by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017

certified ass eater

You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass

Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course

by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017

coretez

Coretez is sexy gets all the hoes and is a savage. He gets hell of girls all the time.he is so sexy all the girls love him
He is just to sexy he makes the world hot with his sexy abbs

Sexy means coretez is cute

by D. Dbd May 20, 2018

Certified Good guy

A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.

He had a small package but I knew he was a certified good guy, so I let him eat his way to my soul.

by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018