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chunky wunky

to have a fat penis
by finlay. April 17, 2009
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Clunk

(v): The act of getting drunk in a classy manner. A cousin of Crunk and opposite of Trunk.
Person 1: How'd the party go last night?

Person 2: It was great! We had wine, champagne, and smelly cheese. We were getting real Clunk until the birthday girl let someone write Cumdumpster on her leg.
by SameNameNewFace March 10, 2010
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ChunkyDunky

Two exceptionally large people trying to skinning dipping.
I just saw two 400 lbs. people running buck naked down the dock into a full on cannon ball creating a 10 ft high wave. That was some serious ChunkyDunky
by Supa Donkey August 27, 2012
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Humping the Chunky Salsa

Elanzer started to Hump Nick's Chunky Salsa, then I left.
by Cyril June 5, 2003
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Chunky Peanut Butter

Nickname for a fat person that has bumps coming out all over the place on his/her body.
Did you see Chunky Peanut Butter over by the bar? She should not be wearing those shorts and that tank top.
by Mr. Papi April 26, 2007
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Chunky Funks

"Dems is some chunky funkz!"
by Andrew Mitchell December 22, 2003
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Cash For Clunkers

A government run program giving americans the ability to trade in a car and earn up to 4500$ on a new car. Do NOT go to the cash for clunkers website, cars.gov. Once you sign into this website, your computer BELONGS to the government. It states "This application provides access to DOT car system. When logged on to the car system, your computer is considered a federal computer system, and is the property of the US Government. Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Cars, DOT, and Law Enforcement personell, as well as authorized officials of other agencies both domestic, and foreign." WARNING! Once you go onto this website, everything on your computer is theirs.
Jim: "This Cash for Clunkers program sounds really great. I need a new car and these people will give me a up to 4500$ on a new car"

*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
by yhmsdp00 August 11, 2009
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