porn o'clock

The time when an individual is surfing internet porn.

Oh...it must be porn o'clock, my room mate is on his laptop.

by philanewbie August 5, 2010

stairway in a grandfather clock

A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.

"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"

"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."

"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"

"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

party o' clock

n. That time of night when teenagers and young adults can be expected to arrive at a party.

The expression is used mostly among college-aged adults who typically party-hop or bar-hop on the weekends. The ambiguity of the phrase avoids the potentially embarrassing situation of a guest arriving too early for a party or a host(ess) waiting for guests to arrive. See also party foul.

The term is most often encountered on Internet invitations or mass e-mails advertising a private party.

The time is generally understood to be between 10pm and midnight.

"What time are you heading over to D's house?"

"Party o' clock"

by mxm February 9, 2009

grandfather clock

While mooning someone, the mooner bends over exposing his dick and balls. He then sways back and fourth as to make his dick look like the long pendulum on a grandfather clock

It just started as a casual moon, but then turned into a grandfather clock

by wing ding June 4, 2006

Clock-eyed

A state of being that occurs during an extremely boring lecture. It happens when you keep staring at the clock for so long that your eyes appear as clocks.

Dude, you looked so clock-eyed during Dr. P's lecture on the digestive system of a raccoon. How long was it?

by E-dubby dub October 21, 2006

Cloak of Skill

A Rogue's defense from skillcoil

Instant Cast
1 minute cooldown
Instantly removes all existing harmful spell effects and increases your chance to resist all spells by 90% for 5 sec.

Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Noobrogue resists nooblock's deathcoil
nooblock dies
Nooblock: OMG OP!!!1111
Noobrogue: lolowned

Noobrogue gains cloak of skill
Smart lock runs away
Noobrogue is afflicted by deathcoil
noobrogue is afflicted by fear
noobrogue is afflicted by Curse of agony
noobrogue is afflicted by Corruption
noobrogue is afflicted by Immolation
Smart lock's Shadowbolt crits noobrogue for 5000
noobrogue dies

by Elonan November 19, 2007

Titty Clock

Telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her boobs in a specific direction.

Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand

12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down

etc etc...

Hey hunny do you know the time?

Sure let me consult the titty clock

by Joe Money Money November 25, 2010