Clamp Vag

When a girls being ridiculously frigid about other girls having sex with boys.

"She said you're a slag cos you shagged a guy she once had a "thing" for."
"JESUS, she's such a clamp vag"

by kittykittykitty February 4, 2009

cimp

A person who constantly hits on the same girl expecting to get some but never does so he only tries harder.

Man, that girl's never going to hook up with Josh, I wish he'd stop blackberry cimping.

by Da_Man2134324 January 13, 2011

Chimpken head

A beautiful fellatious woman dedicated to one cock.

My baby is a chimpken head not some skank.

by Lucky JD May 2, 2023

Chimpism

A rise in behaviour and attitude, especially in a social environment, which has more in common with a chimp in the wild, than that of a civilized human being.

A tendency towards aggressive resolution of a conflict or disagreement, lacking comprehensive dialogue, a commitment to understanding each other, a willingness to cooperate.

For all the foreboding and warnings in classical literature about the demise of society, noone could have predicted that it is chimpism which would usher in the chaos and inevitably bring the end to society as we know it.

by Aloysius Castle July 29, 2023

[cunt clamp]

The female version of "cock block".

I was helllaa tryna get at him and then that bitch came and cunt clamped me.

by SMbeezie January 11, 2009

wire hose clamp

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.

Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever

by lammonoski February 12, 2008

Southern bear clamp

When you are getting head and your entire package is slipped into the mouth and bitten down on with full force from the lover. To witch it would feel as if a bear has clamped your package.

Last night I recieved a southern bear clamp.

by Sabooboo March 14, 2008