certs

Certificates or other documentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. Often of a technical computer/networking nature.

Fuck, getting my A+ cert was easy as hell to get after that course.

Congrats, I just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.

by letfireraindown November 19, 2010

CleatChaser

Another word for a gold-digger except this womans forte' is chasing pro athletes preferrably NFL Players!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man that bitch aint nothing but a cleatchaser look how she sweating those football players.

by Mo $ March 30, 2008

chert

Slang word meaning "Whatever" or "Yea right"

Ugly Whore: "Man im so sexy"

Guy that heard it: "Chert!"

by Joseph Filla October 7, 2004

throw some cleats on that bitch

What to do when a chick looks like a linebacker.

Dude, your chick is mean looking, throw some cleats on that bitch.

by Colm Meany May 16, 2007

certified idiot

Someone who doesn't full send and is not a certified beauty.

That guy is a certified idiot. He is a fucking half sender.

by Rona SZN with the boys January 8, 2018

clearthrough

allowing light to pass through the material but not being able to see shapes clearly through the material

I didn't realize you had clearthrough glass as your shower door.

certain sea shells, thick ice, and foggy pained glass/ plastics

by Danny Duggan December 28, 2007

Cleat Torture

Cleat torture is when an individual ties up another individual and proceeds to drag a singular stud on a cleat down the person's left testicle. Some use this as a torture device, but others use it for sexual pleasure.

Kevin: "Yo did you and Stacy get it on last night?"
John: "Bro she is freaky she wanted to cleat torture me."

by bigstrappingcowboy May 26, 2020