Chump

Chump is everything. He is the godly figure in the religion Clitorism. Yup. Real women vote for chump. <3

- Live, laugh, Chump.
- Chump is so hot.
- I wish I could meet my donny, Chump.

by chumplover2121 October 20, 2020

Chump

A chump is a specific kind of fool - specifically, someone who believes and supports the person who is making fun of them, making the foolishness that more foolish. It's one thing to be called an idiot, but to be a chump, you have to call the person who is calling you an idiot a great person because you are so clueless you do not realize the person has called you an idiot (or taken advantage of you in some way).

The Republicans who talk about law and order and serving their country are chumps for supporting Donald Trump, who loves their support while laughing hysterically behind their backs because they are such fools! Trump would never fight for his country - that's a job for chumps!

by Sardon January 2, 2022

Chump's Quote

The act of getting a car quote only because you wanted to flirt with the salesman.

Larry went to the dealership to get a chump's quote only because he wanted to see his crush, Bob, one more time. Now they have been dating each other...

by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021

Chump

Guys named Cody from Houston who work on submarines

"He's the biggest chump you'll ever meet"

by irregularsnail May 31, 2018

Chump

A pedophile will call a young child a “chump” if he is planning on preying on them.

The big black pedo was spying on his favorite chump over the fence

by Bigsexydaddy1234 February 8, 2021

Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.

Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.

by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022

slut chump

a sad desperate woman who craves the attention of men. Any man will do and she will use her vagina to secure the deal

Is that slut chump coming? She'll fuck anything for attention, the desperate bitch!

by SlyOldFoxyStoat September 13, 2020