chuff shunter

Chuff is a woman's genitalia and, the act of 'shunting' the chuff is carried out by a woman in the absence of any tackle to penetrate her, therefore a Chuff Shunter is a lesbian.

On seeing 2 lesbians holding hands or kinoodling: 'Check out the chuff shunters...'

by Emily_Hat May 23, 2006

Cuffer

A person you would cuff in a relationship; someone you would keep forever.
Similar to the word keeper

Nick: "Dude Kate would make the perfect wife; she's a great cook, is good with kids, and has a nice body."
Greg: "Hell yeah dude, she's an absolute cuffer!"

by rtsears August 8, 2018

Flying monkey's chuff nut

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.

i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'

by pinkcity November 17, 2010

Chuffing

The act of giving head.

"She was chuffing me off last night and my mum walked in!"

by gaydar2010 February 21, 2010

chuffed

70's-speak for the lingering, pleasant feeling of sexual satisfaction

"man, I'm heavily chuffed; Buffy was wild!"

by big johnson2 October 31, 2007

Chuffer

A chuffer is a climber who uses the word 'chuffer' in an ambiguously derogatory way towards other (usually stronger) climbers.
When asked the meaning of this word, the person who used it typically starts to use adjectives that describe him/herself.

I met him once while I was crushing his projects...

by LosBenitos June 27, 2010

Choffed

to get very stoned, high

I was smoking a fat blunt yesterday and i got soo choffed i thought i was flying

This party sucks who wants to get choffed

by Masson December 3, 2004