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Spam Chowder

A sexual act, when an uncircumcised man, not showering or cleaning the penis for a week, develops shmegma, then decides that it’s a good idea to get his dick sucked and cum in a woman’s mouth.

The woman then spits out the cum and Shmegma.
After, the man takes his meat stick (hence the spam) and mixes until chowder is made.
Bon’ apetit!
“ We we’re on the road, and Karen didn’t know what she wanted to eat, so i took her home and fed her some Spam Chowder.”
by SpamChowChow April 17, 2018
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Clam chowder

Pour A bowl of mayonnaise lightly into a clitorous and use your pearly whites for a midnight snack.
I don’t like soup but man that’s one good clam chowder!
by Foourskin July 16, 2019
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Who wants chowder?

A question uttered by Lois Griffin from the FOX hit tv series Family Guy. In season 4 episode 8, Peter has acquired a bottle of ipecac syrup from Mort’s pharmacy and challenges all the males in the household to a drinking contest for the last piece of pie in the fridge. After a little wait, one by one they start vomiting as mass vomiting ensues, leaving most of the entire living room covered in vomit before Lois emerges from the kitchen holding a casserole and asking the question, making everyone else vomit once more at the same time.
Brian: Ok, ok… I think it’s all gone. I think it- *vomits again*
Stewie(while crying and rocking back and forth): I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna… *vomits again*
Brian: Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ears- *vomits again*
Peter: *vomits on Brian’s head and moans in pain as the others do too*

Louis(emerging from the kitchen): Who wants chowder?
by Mikkebak January 2, 2022
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clam chowdered

will and i got clam chowdered off that mids today... it was halfway decent!
by sammer July 30, 2005
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Happy Chowder

The act of defecating ejaculation out of a rectum.
Sandy is voiding Johnny's ejaculation through her anus leaving Happy Chowder.
by A. Bendover September 17, 2008
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mongolian clam chowder

A strain of headies you have just made up in an attempt to sell your bag for much more than what it's worth.
Fat Boy Danny was too concerned about keeping his clientel informed that it was in fact HE who supplyed the world weed. Meenwile the real suppliers had to come up with catchy names like mongolian clam chowder in an attempt to sell headies at outstanding prices.
by Jay-Daggasourus July 8, 2006
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