choner

a chode boner
when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.

ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.

by pollak-hater October 7, 2006

choker

1. (Noun) A collar that would choke the wearer if the leash was pulled by master or pet.
2. (Noun) Any necklace with less than 1cm of slack, usually worn by emo kids with all sorts of studs and spikes on them.

1. Man this bitch I was dating for like 3 weeks invites me back to her house to get our freak on but then she pulls out this choker I freaked out. The chastity belt was enough!

2. Christ, I've seen chunkies in my puke that look better than that emo kid with the choker over there.

by Simon Staszkiewicz November 3, 2005

choloriffic

the act of being cholo. When wearing a jacket or button up shirt, all buttons are unbuttoned except for the top one. Wearing your shirt tucked into your boxers.

that choloriffic beaner looks ridiculous. His shirt is tucked into his boxers.

by Ryan Manface November 12, 2006

cholesteraunt

a dining establishment that serves fatty foods under the guise of 'hearty, healthy, American cooking'. This could also qualify a buffet, although would not include a 'pay by plate' style of buffet.

"Biggie Smalls dined at cholesteraunts....you could tell because when he came out with a new rap song, he sounded as if he had jelly doughnut throat. It was almost as if he'd acquire athersclerosis at any moment!"

by Laura K. Fahey May 30, 2008

painted cooler

Mostly made by sorority girls as gifts to other girls or fraternity men. The coolers are painted with stuff the other person likes. Example: favorite drink, fraternity, hobbies, quotes, songs, clothing brands, and ext. Most popular event to make coolers for is formals. You want your cooler to look better than all the older coolers. And make them good because everyone is judging your cooler.

painted cooler time ... this guy invited me to his formal

by kaydee girl May 29, 2011

choker necklace

The international symbol for "I suck cock" worn by wannabe trendy 20 year old females that are searching for a sex partner.

You: Yo dude look at that girl, she is wearing a choker necklace.
Friend: Yeah I bet she sucks a lot of cock.

by Dr. Kamal Abdic November 19, 2016

Chodler

One who munches on mad chode.

So I said to the bitch, "Munch that chode." After she munched, she was officially a chodler.

by skeezychodilitis January 9, 2008