chocolate putin

When you give someone else an enema using chocolate pudding.

When Lora was feeling down I gave her a good Chocolate Putin and tucked her in for the night.

by French fried peaches November 7, 2019

Chocolate snackpak

When you have to frantically shit so you duck behind a dumpster and blow it against the wall. It launches outward and explodes against the wall running down like a chocolate snackpak.

I got sick at that party and left a chocolate snackpak in the guest bathtub for someone else to find.

by Commando man November 28, 2019

Chocolate Spaghetti

When you use a dick to fuck someone in there bum bum when they have to poo, and when they are about to cum pee out your poo noodle in their mouth.

Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.

I saw Shanna clenching uncomfortably during our only refried beans dinner and knew it was time to give her the ole Chocolate Spaghetti... Maybe if I'm lucky we can get blessed with a Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce... Such a treat!

by Hawk.Marquardt September 18, 2020

Chocolate Valentine

Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.

"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "

by Ghost84 August 7, 2013

Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013

Chocolate Glizzy

When you put a glizzy inside your girls butt and slurp it out

"Ayo me and my girl preformed the chocolate glizzy."

by sept1c_slice December 18, 2020

chocolate croissant

The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.

That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.

by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020