innocent child

fun to hit with a car

there are no more examples of innocent children. i ran them all over.

by beatrizzle January 15, 2008

child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.

Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.

by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007

Bean Child

A Mexican baby

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!

by nugokk December 20, 2017

rat child

"rat child" is used as an insult to a person who is someone who you do not like or has annoyed you. They are often a social outcast and a scum of the universe. They are often younger than yourself and likely to have been born because of an accident.

Tom is such a rat child, he pissed all over my chips.

by Fossy239 September 13, 2006

Viagra Child

A child whose dad used viagra to make that child.

My friend's brother is a viagra child.

by Ianjib October 29, 2007

affair child

a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.

Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!

by wannafucksobad! August 17, 2009

Gifted Child

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.

Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?

by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009