by Dart Dimpson October 26, 2022
Get the Chester Breezy mug.the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.
Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.
Dirty as fuck.
by userxx35s#x November 8, 2022
Get the Port Chester Slap mug.Me. My name is Chester and I've read a few definitions of my awesome name but since I'm Chester I get to decide the definition now. So here it is:
Just some ginger with two personality traits:
1. Being really flirtatious.
2. Being rude and violent.
Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.
Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.
Just some ginger with two personality traits:
1. Being really flirtatious.
2. Being rude and violent.
Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.
Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.
Chester: Hey Bea, on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need ;)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)
by ImAGoblin975 November 28, 2022
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Get the Flamin' Chester mug.The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
by Lord Diz October 17, 2022
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