chestermalesterfeild

A child predator who dresses in a costume that is shaped like a couch and lures little children with candy to sit on his couch costume.

I don't like that Dylan guy who plays second life, I hear he wears a chestermalesterfeild.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

West chester, PA

west chester is an area where the kids are preppy, stuck up, talk shit. can't back it up though. tha majority of them have lots of money. wanna talk shit though but can't do shit because they don't wanna break their french manicures... pretty much they always have shit to say about COATESVILLE too... but, pretty much ppl are weathly their fights at school come three a year at the most and are pretty gay. they spend their moms and dads money. live in big houses. have lots of friends. talk shit. usually whoressss. man whoresss exist too. some can be very prude toooo. usually have no respect for people that look at a dollar differently. don't give other girls from other towns the time of day. most of them are usually into some type of music. trying to make it big and make even more money then they already have.... hmmm usually do stupid shit, film stuff. think its funny. act extemely weird and gay usually. west chester sucks... im happy i dont go there(:

coatesville girl: your from west chester, pa?
west chester girl: duh!!! *squeely voice* oh emmm geee. of course. we gotta go to hollister and spend all our daddies and mommies moneyy.
coatesville girl: *punches her*
west chester girl: I'M SUEINGGG!!

by hardcorezebrahhXO May 7, 2009

Chester

Annoying little brother who loves minecraft. You love him any way

Person 1 :what is that kid playing
person 2: mine craft
Person 1: he's such a chester

by Phangirl124 October 7, 2015

chester county

Just east of Philly, but not in it. Chester County has only two note worthy towns, being West Chester and Kennett Square. A the other towns are run down rural ass towns full of Mexicans and stupid people who think their Hillbillies. Their is no note worthy time wasting spots outside West Chester. Do not go here.

Look how rural Chester County wants to be.

by Catownerlover February 8, 2018

chester

One male nipple. Usually used in the plural form, as in "chesters."

"After swimming in the Pacific Ocean in Oregan during early spring, I got frostbite on my chesters."

"I like it when people put clothespins on my chesters."

"My left chester is a tad bit hairier than my right one."

by Gary Sloan January 20, 2006

chester

slang for ecstasy or e, consists of MDMA: see ecstasy

this girl over here is having a draw back from that chester last weekend

by Gears n the saints September 19, 2009

Chestburster

The accident that can happen during a titjob with two overly-enthusiastic parties: when either a man thrusts too hard, or a woman pumps too hard, a tip of the man's penis may hit the woman in the chest with enough force to cause both parties great physical pain.

This usually tends to happen when both parties are young people, as young men achieve harder erections, and young women (especially ones who haven'd given birth yet) have a lower pain tolerance.

Renee: "Lucy, what's that on your chest?"
Lucy: "Well, I gave Kevin a titjob and..."
Renee: "Oooh, was it a chestburster?"
Lucy: "Yeah. A chestburster."

by Helel ben Shahaar August 26, 2019