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joe cell

Australian joke about a "machine" supposedly made by a guy called simply - Joe, that never appeared anywhere and seems to be a fictional character.

Nice idea that does not work, because its is founded on quackery and pseudoscience about perpetual motion.
Joe cell is presumably a machine that runs on orgone - the "living force". There is no such thing.
The cell is actually supposed to be a free energy device, a perpetuum mobile which is impossible. It violates the law of conservation of energy.

The cell is actually an electrolizer and a very poor capacitator.
There are claims that the device, composed of stainless steel cylinders with water, consumes no water, which is absurd claim born from the fact that lots of developed hydrogen and oxygen during the electrolysis consumes only a tiny ammount of water, undetectable to sloppy observers.
Hence, it violates the law of conservation of matter, too.

Numerous persistent webpages connected to New Age (again, connected to various paranoical claims about human reptiles, illuminates, masons, etc.), clam that "orgone saturated gasses" are produced, when in fact, only hydrogen and oxygen are exiting the cell. During their ascencion, they mix and form a highly explosive gas (mixture of hydrogen and oxygen is very dangerous) which is the "third unexplainable gas" of "orgone properties".

There are unfinished blueprints all around the internet, and no one except probabbly creators of this myth actually built the "device".

Joe cell and orgone are mistakenly being connected to Nikola Tesla, because that great scientist and inventor is greatly mystified, probably perhaps hi-voltage and hi-frequency electric discharges and invisible things like radiowaves are too much for ignorant people, therefore, they must be magic.

Joe cell is a typical example of hardcore quackery combined with hi-tech stuff that seems magical to uneducated people that never saw electrolysis and do not know even the slightest clue about the world of physics and chemistry.

The Internet is a great place for mumbo-jumbo to inflate to fantastic dimensions, hence the huge number of orgone-related pages. Quackery feeds on human anxiety and ignorance.

It is a wide missconception that this is an alternative energy, but it has nothing to do with this. This is quackery, just like chemtrails and chembusters.

It is most likely an Australian joke that got out of hand and was spread over internet superfast, maybe deliberately.

Joe cell could be described simply as - bullshit.
"That man is running his car on Joe Cell, he's using free energy!"
"Will you shut the fuck up, you ignorant imbecile?!"
by Endimion17 November 9, 2008
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chellie

A word most often used to describe amazing restraunt management capabilities and just overall coolness.
"The new girl is good, but she isn't a Chellie"
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cellardoor

the gateway to a place to store objects that are important to us to keep safe
dust/wine/memories;)old computers and books which you really carnt understand/super hero comics
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Cell Membrane

A: In biology, the Cell Membrane is a thin layer between the surrounding area and the cell's inside. It consists of Phospholipides (Soapy molecules) and Cholesterol (The Anti-advertised body chemical) and a whole lot of proteins. Theoretically, it's liquid. the fact the body doesn't collapse is just because of the hard skin on the outside and the hard bones and some gelitine and solid proteins inside.

B: For internet lolz and retard understanding, see the other description
There are thousands of proteins in and on the Cell Membrane of just a simple muscle cell.
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cell flow

An imaginary form of measurement used by telephone companies trying to determine how much data is being passed across the network on DSL. There is absolutely no conversion from "cells" to, say, kilobytes, and the amount of cell flow may vary depending on what kind of DSLAM your service is coming through. Tech support will generally use this as a be-all end-all for how good your connection is. For example, if there's a lot of cell flow they may think you're either downloading a lot of pr0n, you have a virus, or there's nothing wrong at all. If there's only a trickle of cell flow, they may think you have a firewall, you're not at home browsing actively, there's a problem, or there's nothing wrong at all.
Customer: I can't bring up any web pages.
Tech Support: Really? I see a ton of cell flow. Maybe you've got a virus.
by jazzsequence March 1, 2005
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Celling Fan

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.
It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.
by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008
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cellie

a cell phone. often used by me to tell people to call it
call my cellie
OMG i've lost my cellie
by Ducky October 24, 2004
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