cheesy ragu

The product of masturbating so furiously on a pimple covered penis, such that the penis becomes chafed and bloody, mixing together the popped pimple puss and blood into a paste known as the cheesy ragu.

Much to his chagrin, the pimply teen was unable to find his Jergen's, resulting in a thick cheesy ragu courtesy of his dry right hand.

by Nightwing68 November 7, 2007

Cheesy Wingbam

To cheese somebodies wing with a loud bam, also used to define the banging of a cock

You just cheesed my wing with a loud bam, you gave me a cheesy wingbam!!!
or
How about a cheesy wingbam *winkwink*

by MongooseTM June 14, 2008

Cheezy Chester

1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.

2. A complete and utter badass

Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.

Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?

Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.

by Cheezy Chester March 4, 2009

Cheesy Rice

A phrase used to substitute saying "Jesus Christ".

Mary- "Hey guys. My mom's making me go to church now, so I can't use Jesus' name in vain anymore. It's gonna be a hard transition."
Julia- "Why don't you just say Cheesy Rice instead?"
Mary- "Rad idea!" *stumps her toe* "Owww!! Cheesy Rice!!"

by calliesaur:) January 7, 2009

Cheeky Purge

Discreetly disappearing to the loo for a vomit when drinking copious amounts of alcohol then returning without anybody knowing the wiser. Often enables one to continue drinking with much success.

after the last round of tequila shots I had to have a cheeky purge and I was fine for the rest of the night.

by greyswan June 21, 2010

cheeky mango

a cheeky mango is someone who is mischievous in nature, generally has a slightly mysterious demeanor about themselves. generally used by others who have noticed and would like to point out said mischievous actions by the cheeky mango

"I stole a cigarette from your packet"... "oh you're such a cheeky mango" followed by LOL's

by cheffysuperstar April 3, 2011

Cheesy Bitch Slap

When the cheese comes off a slice of pizza and hits your face.

Bill was eating his slice of pizza when he got a cheesy bitch slap.

by mjducc555 August 6, 2011