Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.

Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

by SkratFish November 17, 2025

Feed the catfish

Take a shit

I need to feed the catfish before we head to the game.

You kids better go feed the catfish before you go to bed so you don't have an accident.

by Mr. Fuh-q April 16, 2017

mental catfishing

Challenging ideas through useful questioning but mainly when people didn’t want you to

Looking forward to the mental catfishing (sarcasm)

by LoquaciousD December 22, 2021

catfished

To be told something by someone when they are aware that it is not the truth.

Told the truth is something when it is actually something else.

“ Hey girl i swear i didn’t eat the last olive “

*watches a video tape of her eating the last olive

her “ omg you catfished me !!”

by oolala22 October 12, 2019

catfish slag

Ellie - Mae Cattle

"Ellie-Mae Cattle got a edible of her mate"
"What a catfish slag"

by Jaywiv2007 January 27, 2023

snow catfish

a snow catfish is either a white ass girl who is a koreaboo/weeaboo, or an asian girl (usually chinese) using snow.
snow is an asian snapchat basically and it edits your face A LOT. usually to make you up to asian standards;;

"what a snow catfish, no way she looks like that. take that filter off and she look like she fell straight from heaven but landed flat on her face"

by dooly. August 30, 2018

Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.

I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.

by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022