Cat

Furry peice of shit

You know what a cat is

by OFWGKTADGAFBBLS March 22, 2021

Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.

Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.

by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019

cat

murdering bastards that will kill your whole family without mercy, using a flaming fireball of death and screaming kamehaheha! THEY CAN EVEN SEE JOHN CENA!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!

help, CAT IS HERE!

by sigma chad rizzler August 21, 2022

cat

Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.

Remember: Cats suck,Dogs Rule

by ´´´= September 13, 2017

Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

S

Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Cat

Cat - a small Feline. Cats are the most popular house pet, beating out dogs. Dogs can be annoyingly eager to please, while cats don't give a hoot about what you want or think. It's all about themselves!

When I set my cat down someplace, she immediately moves because it wasn't her idea to be there.

by Punnerguy September 10, 2016

cat

coochie

my man just ate my cat last night

by loonapavedtheway February 20, 2023