Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.

"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"

by kingbika October 9, 2018

neve campbell

the best actor you’ll ever see on your screens. aka sidney prescott, suzie toller, and bonnie harper.

“hey have you heard of neve campbell”

“yeah, i love her acting the the lincoln lawyers”

by LIAGHS ON TITKKTJTKT August 24, 2022

Campbell

The kinda guy to eat potato crips and tuna with coleslaw in a toasted sandwich.

That guy is so Campbell with his food!

by The mangonator September 4, 2022

Campbell

he is epic and if you have a boyfriend named campbell you should never drop him he is the best kisser and he will listen to your troubles

person 1:Campbell is so kind to his girl
person 2:i know right he is also a great kisser

by hippie blaster September 4, 2022

Campbell Bus Incident

Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County

“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!

by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022

Campbell banta

Hottest girl in the world a with an amazing smile

Omg look at Campbell banta

by Texan1206 November 26, 2022

Afton Campbelled

1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.

2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.

3. A perverted old white man.

Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."

Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.

Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."

by PrettyOddZebra September 14, 2022