Callum Watts

Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.

Ew it's CALLUM WATTS!!

by nigelatemynuggets December 2, 2019

Calum Maun

Calum Maun is a sandal sucking, flip flop fricking, armpit licking, nose picking, hamster hitting who is very annoying and shows his toes off

wow he’s such a calum Maun he is so annoying

by mel (a true legend) November 9, 2019

Callum Wollis

Callum Wollis is a strong male. If u are referred to as a Callum Wollis, you should be blessed

Me :Your Such a Callum Wollis

You : Thx

by Lava21 December 18, 2019

Calum

Calum is a person who hoards food and dosent give it to his beloved cousin Ruairi. He dosent like Jeff the Killer and cant climb a ladder especially his bunk bed ladder. He dosent have any friends accept for an epic rugby man called Don. He dosent know the difference between Tomato Ketchup, Red Sauce and Tomato sauce and he thinks that colourblind people cant see stairs. He hates custard and is vegetarian. He is allergic to McDonald's, KFC, Burger King and a lovely little Northern Irish restaurant called Friar Tucks. He also dosent know that razors are sharp and one day when he was little he scraped his finger. He also tortures Wallaces

Calum: Ewwww its McDonald's

by TheMilkMan8000 February 8, 2020

Callum Lynch

Callum is the biggest simp known to man and is a pro feminist. He is the son of the simp god and can only be stopped by, L.M, J.C, T.P.

Callum Lynch is the son of the simp god and is being tracked down for his war crimes in Cuba.

by BigmemeboiJC March 29, 2020

Callum Wallis

an absolute madlad who people mistake for being autistic. not trustworthy at all and is lazy asf when u ask them to do stuff for you. funny asf

your being a callum wallis

by okden April 11, 2020

Callum wallis

A lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. He has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. Make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. He watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob

Bro, your as bent as Callum Wallis's fingers

by okden April 11, 2020