call an ambulance

are you underestiamating me dundun

johnny:stabs some1

shaggy:call an ambulance call an ambulance but not for me

*pulls out gun*
dundundoodoodoooddoodundun
are you underestimating me

by foruncleahmed/poggers November 13, 2020

cumdgement call

The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.

Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017

Kiss call

When you purse your lips and make the kissy sound to get a kiss.

My girlfriend doesn't like to talk to me so she just kiss calls me when she wants a kiss.

by RobotDuWayneson February 23, 2021

Dome Call

To shoot someone in the head.

Got a dome call on that camping bastard.

by CodenameHavoc December 12, 2016

Call Knot

A "Call Knot" happens when one person calls the other while the person calls them. It goes on until one waits for the other to call. Usually if you're in a call knot, the call will go straight to voice-mail.

George: I tried calling you but you just went straight to voicemail!

Harrison: SAME HERE. we were in a call knot!

by OHSHIZZLEMYNIZZLE January 31, 2010

Reply-Call

When you accidentally call every member of a large group chat on Microsoft Teams instead of the single person you tried to call.

Jennae was so embarrassed that she reply-called the entire team.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 2, 2021

Seal Call

The repetitive gargle sound a woman makes when she is being throat-fucked.

1. Stacy gave me the best head last night, she told to throat-fuck her and let out the loudest seal call I've ever heard that it woke up her parents and they kicked me out of their house!

2. "gah gah gah gluk gluk gluk guluk guluk"

by Scrotie Boy March 16, 2017