Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur

The Big Caged Dinosaur but on fire

Guy 1: That was definitely a Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur man
Guy 2: Yeah it was

by Monokum January 20, 2020

Dick-o-less Cage

When you receive a blowjob and right before nut busting, stand, facing away, pull boner down and back through legs, clenching shaft between butt cheeks.......bombs away!

Dick-o-less Cage stopped by last night, and we Raised Arizona!

by Teddy Peg-that-Ass October 3, 2004

Think Nick Cage, Think!!!

A phrase said multiple times throughout any Nick Cage film, to help oneself and or co-viewer through the movie scenes where Nick Cage stares, makes stressed out faces and motions for way too long. The phrase can also be used to humor any stressful situation where any person is stuck thinking about the perfect solution to a problem.

"Think Nick Cage, Think!!!, think real hard about it!!"-viewer of an epic scene in any Nick Cage film. "Hahaha, I'm glad you said that, I was starting to really feel for Nick Cage's problem!"-co-viewer

Example # 2 -person 1 staring into space making pensive faces.

-person 2 "Think Nick Cage, Think"

by nikki.c March 1, 2011

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

Your cage

Yup, this is the part 4 I was alluding to earlier... IS it alluding? Is that the right word? I know I'm not like an award winning screenwriter or anythung but I just can't think of a better word to use..."

God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."

Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"

God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."

Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."

God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."

Lucifer "Great."

God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."

Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"

God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."

Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."

God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"

Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"

God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key

A way to use the word fuck in polite company, and still get back at the maaaaan.

...Or the key to the cage in which Fluttershy keeps all the unicorn ponies she's captured...

Kirby: "Poyo!"

Random Guy: "I honestly don't give a Fluttershy Unicorn Cage Key Kirby, I really don't."

by DJ Francey September 10, 2011

Nic Cage Hair Piece

Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.

Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.

by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot February 25, 2011