Crispy Tots

A term used to describe something that is euphorically amazing, like a crispy tater tot. The opposite of a soggy tot, which is the worst possible scenario.

Man that guy is such a crispy tot.

Winning the lottery is so crispy tots.

I passed my physics test, it was major soggy tots, but I pulled through and got one crispy tot of a grade

by Tate-Tot May 28, 2018

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Fried Crispy

Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.

Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad sunburn!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!

by pumpkin_patch90 April 18, 2009

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Nice and Crispy

Nice and Crispy or can use Crispy alone

Used to describe a guy that is freshly trimmed, faded and lined up.

I've always used this term to describe my male clients that come in for fades when they're done.

I don't mind when Kris is scuffy, but damn! He looks so fine all nice and crispy!

He just came back from the barber all crispy and he be lookin good!

by MaJESStik2407 April 14, 2016

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crispy cream

Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.

Crispy cream crispy cream

by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010

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Crispy Cream

A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.

She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.

by fatazzpandaman October 15, 2014

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