Feces, usually in log form, that is littered with undigested corn kernels, the result of our lackluster and poorly designed digestion system. God probably had a laugh about that one.
Hey, that dog just took a shit.. and OMG it's a corn shit!! It's like corn on the cob and I just want to eat it and pretend it's always autumn because that's my favourite season!
by stenchvictim May 20, 2004
A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."
by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012
by Michael Turd M.D. November 26, 2009
1) She had so much corn silk, giving her a rim-job was like flossing.
2) If you get a Brazilian wax, they take everything, even your corn silk!
3) My least favorite part of husking corn is removing the corn silk.
2) If you get a Brazilian wax, they take everything, even your corn silk!
3) My least favorite part of husking corn is removing the corn silk.
by KL&JH April 24, 2013
The corn bone is the center of the corn vegital, it is exremely hard to eat, but after blood, sweat, and many tears, i have confirmed that it IS edible. The corn bone is VERY tasty, but! not as tasty as the corn vegital. now i know what you are thinking " MY MY MAIL MAN! HOW CAN WE BE SURE THAT YOU KNOW THE SECRETS OF THY corn bone HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU WITH ARE LIVES?" Well, i can assure you, i do indeed hold the secrets of the c o r n b o n e you need not fear, for you are in safe hands, you see i hold the suns garbage bag of secrets. Yes! i know! but it is true! i have indeed fooledthe sun into thinking im its dad! no need to fear for i have the secrets. it is very tasty and you have to need to think twice YOU HAVE TO EAT THE CORN BONE TO LIVE.
by the garbage bag of secrets June 27, 2019
by David Hastie December 15, 2004
by Nate Gnau October 12, 2006