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Consolization

A term invented by rabid PC enthusiasts to describe any game that isn't Baldur's Gate 2 and doesn't require spread-sheet style character management or which uses an accessible interface for gameplay. If the gameplay is easy to get into, PC enthusiasts will consider it rubbish and consolized, no matter how difficult the actual game might be.

Anybody not in agreement on a game being 'consolized' is considered inferior and will never be allowed into said PC enthusiast's battlestati-, err basement.
Clearly that game suffers from consolization, because even though it has won awards for most innovative gameplay, most involving story and best AI in a game, it displays a little text that tells you to press 'E' every time you want to open a door.
by Zoompaloompa June 23, 2011
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Conjolted

Something that is complicated; intricately involved. Often used when referring to one's thoughts or feelings.
a. I keep having these conjolted thoughts, and I can't seem to understand them.
b. John and Susie have been arguing about the same concept for hours. It has become a very conjolted conversation.
c. My thoughts on this situation are conjolted and hard to put into words.
by Torrayan Hare February 24, 2010
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Consolences

Consolences: like condolences but from someone close to you who is trying to console you. Someone who knows you too well to offer condolences when a sad thing happens.

A consolence can also be a non-verbal action. If someone gives a friend a hug as a form of consoling then they offer her consolence, which might elicit the reply "Thanks for the consolences".
E.g. My father offered me consolences when I dropped my slice of pizza in the dirt.
by Chateau Zo January 27, 2014
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Pull a "Connolly"

To say or do something really fuckin corny, very "whiteboy-ish", where the culprit finds their action or statement hysterical while the only response from others is a very faint laugh (only bc they feel bad) or complete silence for 5 seconds followed by someone screaming "FAG!!" at the top of their lungs; at which point, everyone laughs AT the person who pulled the dreaded "Connolly"...
You: There's a Ferdina on your hand..
Me: What's a Ferdina?
You: Spaghetti and Meatballs!!
Me: Way to ruin the moment a pull a "Connolly", guy...
(5 seconds of silence)..
someone else: FAG!!!

(whole room bursts out in laughter)
by Tawlk December 8, 2010
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The Last Great Console

The other day, I broke out my Phillips CDI (The Last Great Console) game console, and fired up "Hotel Mario", and could not believe what a great system the Phillips CDI was!
by Qbert March 19, 2004
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concolor

A member of the Team Fortress Classic clan FOoM that calls people peaches.
Uh oh Concolor is at it again
by notnecessary July 12, 2003
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Contompoly

When you think you are in jeopardy Like the game with monopoly..
Playing monopoly until it gets hard starting a contompoly
by Zech Felix August 7, 2011
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