Fatassed feet that have delicately painted claws with little flowers and diamonds done by some little vietnamese girl wearing a welders sheild to protect har face from the grindage coming off the claws.
by MISTERESS PIMPTRESS X November 12, 2003
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Get the clawesome mug.a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.
"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."
"My mastadon claw itches."
"My mastadon claw itches."
by italian in the capitol January 11, 2009
Get the mastadon claw mug.The act of forming your hand in the shape of a falcon claw (your first three fingers), curving them, and hitting someone's breast area.
Person A: Hey man, what's up?
Person B: Not mu- OW MAN! WHAT THE HELL!
Person A: Sorry, I couldn't resist the call of the falcon claw.
Person B: Not mu- OW MAN! WHAT THE HELL!
Person A: Sorry, I couldn't resist the call of the falcon claw.
by t-rexasourous November 10, 2010
Get the Falcon Claw mug.A call made by those who partake in the sport and world known game "planking" to advice others that the person has found a location to "plank" on. As soon as the call is heard the plankers photographer springs into action and takes photographs of the plank to display them on the web.
Caw Cawww was originally invented by the UPPA also know as the United Plankers of Plymouth Association.
Caw Cawww was originally invented by the UPPA also know as the United Plankers of Plymouth Association.
by Christian C777 August 27, 2011
Get the Caw Cawww mug.When your fuckin a bitch doggy style and you extend two knuckles on your right or left fist and punch her in the back of the neck while thrusting foward and yell a chinese kungfu yell!
by The Dragon Clawer February 11, 2009
Get the Dragon Claw mug.When a guy is doing a woman from behind and is taking too long to finish (whisky dick). After a prolonged period of boredom and frustration the woman eventually becomes enraged (like a mama bear defending her cub). She then reaches between her legs and squeezes his sack as hard as she can until either he finishes or escapes.
by Beer Poo November 3, 2011
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