carpet weed

Weed from your carpet or off your floor.

Dude, my dealers got busted the otha day, so all I had to smoke this weekend was carpet weed.

by AnalProbe January 22, 2005

Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

by cx13 September 22, 2008

Carpet Farmer

Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.

Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!

by Digger October 4, 2006

Carpe Ceravisi

This is the latin for "seize the beer!" and can be used in general conversation.

a: Man... my girlfriend left me!
b: Carpe Ceravisi my friend!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

carpetlung

The thick feeling in your throat and chest resulting from an evening of LSD usage.

Man, that acid is lame, I've got horrible carpetlung...

by Los Pepes August 21, 2007

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

Carpa

(n.) Spanish for a dude who is an obvious druggy / criminal / loser / trouble maker.

(v.) Being too obvious about something shameful.

Dude you have white all over your nose and you talked to a cop you fucking carpa.

by carposo January 13, 2011