cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.

person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.

by Motorblade January 24, 2010

Chuetty

to say bye

Chuetty!

by alex854874934458 November 11, 2012

chategories

The categories you can choose from in a chatroom

When I chat in a chatroom I only chose chategories that interest me

by suzipam August 15, 2012

Chateau ghetto

n. A lifestyle or creed defined by dilapidated elegance.
n. An inexpensive and modern quick fix for classy old architecture.

After 75 years of negligence, the Biltmore house had become very chateau ghetto.

Gretchen patched up her copper rain gutter with duct tape a la chataeu ghetto.

by Daedalus6174 December 31, 2012

Chufter

1: opposite of on fleek
2: a person into strange kinks

1: Dang, Michelle's eyebrows look so chufter today.

2: That nasty chufter Zach tried to jizz in my eye last night.

by Bloody Maya July 6, 2015

Cautexican

A resident of the state of Texas who is of Hispanic descent, but acts more Caucasian then most white people. Most often times cannot speak fluent spanish.

"Jose' is such a Cautexican, he can't even pronounce what he's ordering at Taco Bell"

by HJoyjoy June 9, 2018

chuen rae

An awkward young man who lacks socialising skills, always seen as a weird loner, but when you get to know him, he’s full of fun and surprises.
Just don’t spell him name wrongly!

“Whoa he’s such a chuen rae, bet he’s popular with the ladies’ ”

by Didn’tBreakMyPromiseSir September 25, 2020