Change Offering

Proposition by a homless man for you to give him money or sexual favors in exchange for money, or just go into a store and buy him beer.

When approached by a homeless man, who claims he is not an alcoholic. Even though he just got done telling you that he has 200 dollars in food stamps and uses it to buy soda to empty it out and return the cans to buy beer. he also states he had gotten caught and not allowed in the Kroger. When running away from this man he screams "you preppies! i went to Olivet College!" and suggests a change offering.

by BUM FIGHTS!!! May 23, 2011

incorrect change

when you see a woman far away and you think she's a dime but in reality she's a nickel or a rusty penny

Gavin: Dude you see that's fine chick over there
Paul: Naw man you got incorrect change check again she's fugly

by demonking2222 April 29, 2014

jackie chang

Jackie chang is an intelligent boy aka jack spence he is the type of person who is confident and is a great friend. Jack is a loyal, talented boy jack is a peng sexy person who overall is just a great person he aspires to be the best and everyone wants to be him you go jackie chang aka jack.spence

Your such a great person you almost remind me of jackie chang
I aspire to be like jackie chang
I wish i had curly hair and bright blue eyes just like jackie chang aka jack spence hes just an amazing type of person

by Jack.s.28 May 9, 2018

change sandwich

In various food delivery professions, when someone pays you in exact change, puting bills in your hand with small change on top, and then puts the tip over it. Resulting in bills on the top and bottom with change in the middle, and inevitably spilt change all over the place when you try to pocket it.

Damnit, that bitch on west 82nd always pays in change sandwiches. I always end up spilling quarters all over the place.

by Tim Branin January 13, 2007

Change of fart

When you think you are going to fart but a small amount of liquid feces comes out of your anus.

I had to leave the party and change my pants because I had a change of fart.

by Chet Ritlin February 12, 2023

Changing of the Guard

When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.

Damn bro, I'm glad we got our food the changing of the guard!

by PhillyStinkBait January 1, 2022

Cool Change

A term common among Australians, where the temperature drops in a particularly short period of time from scorching hot to nice and cool. It is often looked forward to during the 40 degree days if one is coming.

*45 degree day*
Eric: “Good news everyone! There’s a cool change coming at 5pm, reaching 21 degrees!”

by JohnDeacon January 3, 2020