Junk in the Top Bunk 

Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.

If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.

Junk in the Top Bunk by Dan Craig February 18, 2006

Top Bunk 

Something that is more than average; better than normal. May connotate exceptional quality, although more than standard fare is sufficient.

Dude--that food is top bunk!

Top Bunk by motobat June 13, 2015

Bottom Bunk Bitch 

A prisoner who is forced to occupy the bottom bunk so the other prisoner can rape them more efficiently. Sometimes used to illustrate extreme control used over a person not in jail, for reasons to degrade the other.

Motherfucker you still owe me 80 bucks! From now on your my Bottom Bunk Bitch until we're square! Skeet, skeet, skeet skeet!

Bottom Bunk Bitch by Mr. Bu Grundy June 21, 2010

Spunk and Bunk 

The act of having intercourse with a woman and leaving immediately after

"I gave her the good old spunk and bunk last nite"

Spunk and Bunk by 01Rich01 May 11, 2012

top bunk 

finally past sobriety and into the world of drunks.

inebriated

It is usually used while chilling in a dorm room or other small abode where there are bunk beds

wow that girl is really top bunk; Brianne is so Top Bunk

top bunk by mba09 May 27, 2010

Funk in the Bunk 

A sex move originated at Fordham University involving two guys, one girl, and a bunk bed. One guy sits on the long edge of the bunk with his legs hanging down. The girl then has sex with the guy on the top bunk while hanging her head and body down off the top bunk(she is suspended by the legs which are held down by the top bunk guy) and gives a blow job to the guy on the lower bunk.

"It sucks that we have bunk beds!" "Not when you can funk in the bunk."

Those two guys gave her a little funk in the bunk.

Have you three funked in the bunk?

Funk in the Bunk by Hughes Hall L-Train December 7, 2009

Top-bunk 

(verb)- To hook up with a person in the top bunk of a bunk bed. Can be modified into a double-bunk if there is another couple hooking up on the bottom bunk.

Typically occurs in a college dorm setting.

Can be abbreviated "TB"

Did you hear? Mark top-bunked that girl he was dancing with at the party last night!

No way! Please tell me.. was Steve was there too?

Yep. It was a classic double-bunk.

Top-bunk by B3iswhereitsat September 20, 2011