brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012

brew room cop

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.

His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.

by Sidchrome November 12, 2023

Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.

I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.

by Charlie777 June 1, 2014

Will Brew

A kid with a lot of ADHD

person 1: Will brew Has ADHD
person2: yeah no shit

by ilikemrfrenzy August 7, 2022

Na Brews

The new and better term for Non-Alcoholic beer

Let me get a Na Brews! Dude this NA Brews is awesome , so refreshing

by chayahchad June 1, 2021

window brew

aluminium-canned beer that has been sitting outside of a closed window in the winter and consequently has received the perfect chilling; breakfast of champions

The dorm fridge died, so I put the case survivors on the windowsill and closed the window. Next morning breakfast ruled: scrambled eggs and bacon washed down with ice cold window brew.

by treeguywussup October 19, 2010

Southern Brew

Filling a tea bag with Southern Copenhagen, and brewing it, followed by a massive chug.

When liberals meet Southern hicks, you get the Southern Brew.

by KingsPointCrimsonFucker September 18, 2016