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Breaking the Ice Headfirst

Turning an awkward situation into an even more awkward one
Peter was breaking the ice headfirst when he started talking to the girls about his rashes
by Crazed Caveman April 23, 2010
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breaking spine

Having awesome sex.
Guy 1- What you doing tonight?

Guy 2.- "breaking spine"
by House BB4L March 18, 2014
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breakfast loop

When food loses its meaning for someone, either in terms of personal taste or social habit, under the condition of a general inability to find meaning in anything in the world, then one enters the absurd world of breakfast loop. Every meal all through the day and night appears to be your first meal of the day, as if you involuntarily respond to a long period of hunger or tiredness, while you have no conscious appraisal of hunger, food or time. A breakfast loop is very different from splurging on food or bulimic tendencies. Quite the opposite. It rather often accompanies monetary constraints or immigration melancholy, where one cannot eat what one likes eating, yet for the sake of a faint memory of the necessity of nutrition, maintains a tenuous relationship with food. A breakfast loop is tragic, not pathological.
Pandu: What are you eating Chaman-from-India? Do I notice ham and stolen raisin? At this time of the day? Suddenly?

Chaman: We are in this extortionate land of Western Europe, or are we in U.S.A?, Pandu-my-roommate-also-from India! Cold place, cold meat, cold salad, dry bread, cold again. I am in a breakfast loop!

Pandu: As long as you can send some money back home, Comrade!
by moul May 14, 2014
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Breakfast Wrap

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning by straddling your head and sitting on your face wrapping your chin, mouth and nose deep in her wet lady bits.
Hey broooh. You might want to wipe off your face before the sales meeting. You still have Krispy Kreme glaze all over it.

That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.
by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2016
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break beef

To become friends again.

To forgive n forget.
I want to break beef with u. Lets break beef n get dancing!
by Hevan Ann Erth October 8, 2017
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break up via text

When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.
Break up via text
‘He broke up with me via text’

‘What a coward, grow some balls
by Cali girl 😕 October 13, 2017
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breakfast esports

A shit team that lost to Numbani warlords. Most egotistical team i have ever seen. Leader is a wet whip beta male
Me: You heard of Breakfast esports
Friend: Yeah they are trash
by Bxxcn February 5, 2021
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