Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 24, 2016

blow job

Slang term for pressure washing something, usually a vehicle.

"I went to Joes house gave me a blow job"

by cockballer May 26, 2024

blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023

Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job

Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets

by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023

national blow job day

this day is held any day in november 😛

“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”

by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 28, 2023